Escape What Plagues You Sweatshirt

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Escape What Plagues You -- Read a Book. Now available in peak cozy chaos on a Halloween-ready crewneck.

Cuddle up, creeps! Your new favorite Halloween crewneck has arrived. Featuring a stoically fabulous plague doctor reading a book (because even in a pandemic, you prioritize plot), this black-white-gray design is printed on a plush Gildan 18000 sweatshirt—a.k.a. your new emotional support sweater.

Whether you're casting spells at a Renaissance Faire, haunting a campus library, or vibing with your inner cryptkeeper during spookyseason, this goth clothes staple lets everyone know you’re smart, stylish, and slightly unhinged (but in a romantic, literary way).

🕯️ It's giving:

Cozy, warm, thick, and built for brooding
Major layering potential (cloak-compatible)
Designed with all the moody medieval drama

📚 Perfect for:

Whimsigoth clothing girlies who wield sarcasm like a sword
Fans of pastel goth shirts who like their fall wardrobe oversized and ominous
History buff gift givers who believe in dark humor and darker aesthetics
Ren faire wanderers and medieval shirt collectors who love a literary edge
Bookworms who think a horror summer shirt should still be... educational
Anyone who believes Halloween book shirts should be year-round staples

✨ Bookish. Broody. Brutally soft. This crewneck doesn’t just say “I read”—it says “I’ve read enough to be dangerous.”

Sassy enough for year-round wear, but available now in limited-edition colors especially for the spookiest & moodiest season of the year!

✵ PLOT POINTS ✵

✧ Gildan 18000 Unisex Sweatshirt

✧ Cozy unisex crewneck sweatshirt

✧ Made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a cozy feel

✧ Classic fit and crew neckline for comfort

✧ Durable double-needle stitching for longevity

✧ Suitable for adults

✧ A+ gift for yourself or your book bestie!

✵ READING GUIDE ✵

✧ Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

✧ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

✧ Tumble dry: low heat

✧ Do not iron

✧ Do not dryclean

✧ Use only as directed by the manufacturer

✵ STACKED FAQ ✵

✧ By shopping with us, you agree to all of our Terms and Policies.

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✧ Shop Small; Shop Local! All designs are created by a bookish mom of three in the foothills of East Tennessee.

✧ We do not accept returns or exchanges.

✧ We do not guarantee cancellations.

✧ Use the detailed sizing chart within the listing to get the best fit.

✧ Colors may vary slightly or appear more muted than pictured due to screen rendering and the unique dye process of the product.

✧ Check the listing details for the most up-to-date Processing and Shipping estimates! This fluctuates with stock and seasonal demand.

✧ Questions about anything above? Message us; we're thrilled to help!

ALSO AVAILABLE AS A TSHIRT

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