Don't Bother Me Summerween Hoodie

Starting at $39

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Don’t bother me ‘til Halloween -- I’m in my Hot Ghoul Hermit Era.

Sun? I don’t know her. Socializing? Blocked. This reading hoodie is for the summer ween lover who would rather be floating in a cursed pool with a skeleton crew and a horror paperback than sweating through another forced BBQ invite.

This isn't just a haloween sweatshirt -- it's a bold, cozy warning label for your entire summer-into-fall mood. Featuring a messy coquette style meets snarky antisocial sass, it’s the spooky summer shirt turned hoodie that lets everyone know your vibe is strictly seasonal... and that season is spookyseason.

🖤 Whimsigoth clothing? Check.

📚 Horror summer shirt for bookish babes? Absolutely.

🎃 Fall things shirt energy? 24/7.

Perfect for:

Sneaking “one more chapter” under a pool towel while everyone else is doing cannonballs
Rewatching vintage horror in July with the A/C set to cemetery fog
Building your Halloween 2025 shirt collection six months ahead of the amateurs

Whether you're avoiding summer plans like they’re cursed objects or leading a skeleton poolside book club with zero interest in small talk, this hoodie says it all -- loudly, but in a chill, deadpan way.

✨ What you’re actually wearing:

A halloween book shirt in hoodie form
Your new favorite reading hoodie
A full-blown vibe for introverts, romantasy ravers, and nocturnal girlies alike

📦 Add to cart and wrap yourself in “do-not-disturb” energy -- because this ghoul is off duty ‘til Halloween.

✵ PLOT POINTS ✵

✧ Gildan 18500 Hoodie

✧ 50% cotton, 50% polyester for a cozy feel and smooth fabric

✧ Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm

✧ Adjustable drawstring hood for a personalized fit

✧ Tubular knit construction reduces fabric waste and enhances attractiveness

✧ A+ gift for yourself or your book bestie!

✵ READING GUIDE ✵

✧ Tumble dry: medium

✧ Iron, steam or dry: low heat

✧ Do not dryclean

✧ Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

✧ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

✧ Use only as directed by the manufacturer

✵ STACKED FAQ ✵

✧ By shopping with us, you agree to all of our Terms and Policies.

✧ Want something personalized? Message us!

✧ Shop Small; Shop Local! All designs are created by a bookish mom of three in the foothills of East Tennessee.

✧ We do not accept returns or exchanges.

✧ We do not guarantee cancellations.

✧ Use the detailed sizing chart within the listing to get the best fit.

✧ Colors may vary slightly or appear more muted than pictured due to screen rendering and the unique dye process of the product.

✧ Check the listing details for the most up-to-date Processing and Shipping estimates! This fluctuates with stock and seasonal demand.

✧ Questions about anything above? Message us; we're thrilled to help!

ALSO AVAILABLE AS A TSHIRT

ALSO AVAILABLE AS A CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT

Psst! Wanna see this design with a “One More Chapter” vibe instead? We gotchoo, boo! 👻 CHECK IT OUT HERE