Don't Bother Me Summerween Sweatshirt | Halloween Crewneck Messy Coquette Spooky Summer Shirt Hot Ghoul Summer Horror Summer Shirt SpookySeason Halloween 2025 Shirt
Starting at $35
Don’t bother me ‘til Halloween -- my bones are on break.
Look, some of us came to summer to vibe with skeletons, sip ice-cold brew from a jack-o’-lantern cup, rock a messy coquette style, and avoid all forms of human interaction unless it involves books, bats, or haunted pool floats. This reading crewneck is here to help you do exactly that -- with maximum snark and zero SPF required.
This isn’t just a haloween sweatshirt -- it’s your unofficial uniform for introverted ghoul behavior all summer long. Equal parts spooky and snuggly, this Gildan 18000 sweatshirt gives major hot ghoul summer energy… but make it antisocial and oddly well-read.
💀 Spooky summer shirt? Technically yes. But like, elevated.
📚 Horror summer shirt? Only if the final girl survives with her library card intact.
🕯️ Whimsigoth clothing? Darling, we invented it.
Whether you're skipping beach day for a horror novel binge, or hosting your own skeleton pool party with nothing but candlelight, a playlist of thunder sounds, and a little salty solitude, this cozy gem is fall things shirt realness, served early.
Perfect for:
- Telling people you’re “just tired” when really you’re deep in a dark academia spiral
- That one more chapter lifestyle that turns into a full book hangover
- Channeling your spookyseason persona 3 months ahead of schedule (as you should)
✨ Features:
- Big “I ghost people on purpose” energy
- Aesthetic that screams Halloween 2025 shirt but in summer
- Your go-to halloween book shirt for staying soft and spooky even when it’s 85 degrees
📦 Grab this summerween shirt turned reading crewneck before it vanishes into the fog, skeleton floaties and all. Because being haunted and cozy is a year-round lifestyle.
✵ PLOT POINTS ✵
✧ Gildan 18000 Unisex Sweatshirt
✧ Cozy unisex crewneck sweatshirt
✧ Made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a cozy feel
✧ Classic fit and crew neckline for comfort
✧ Durable double-needle stitching for longevity
✧ Suitable for adults
✧ A+ gift for yourself or your book bestie!
✵ READING GUIDE ✵
✧ Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
✧ Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
✧ Tumble dry: low heat
✧ Do not iron
✧ Do not dryclean
✧ Use only as directed by the manufacturer
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✧ Shop Small; Shop Local! All designs are created by a bookish mom of three in the foothills of East Tennessee.
✧ We do not accept returns or exchanges.
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✧ Use the detailed sizing chart within the listing to get the best fit.
✧ Colors may vary slightly or appear more muted than pictured due to screen rendering and the unique dye process of the product.
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Psst! Wanna see this design with a “One More Chapter” vibe instead? We gotchoo, boo! 👻 CHECK IT OUT HERE